Northwestern would TOTALLY be in the Final Four right now
While the NCAA Tournament Selection Committee decided that NU didn’t technically “make the Tournament” the year and wasn’t in the “first six teams out” because the team “wasn’t very good” and “lost...
View ArticleGod Laughs as Notre Dame Loses
MIAMI — According to witnesses at the Pearly Gate, His Almighty was reportedly overheard giggling fervently as the final seconds ticked down on Notre Dame’s crushing 42-14 NCAA BCS Championship defeat....
View ArticleA College Reward System to Get You Through Senior Year
It’s senior year, and despite the fact that I have yet to figure out what the hell I’m going to do after they kick me out of this university, the number of fucks I give about my classes every aspect of...
View ArticleNorthwestern Bicyclists Protest Wider Sidewalks, Claim It Will Make Their...
With spring in the air Northwestern has begun to seriously consider widening the now crowded sidewalks. However, the initiative has been met with opposition. This weekend, over a hundred Northwestern...
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